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The full set of “Steal her look” spoofs. Please do be sure to pick up a copy of that book

For the day crowd

I can straight up buy a crocodile from a zoo?

Yeah but they don’t just sell to anyone, You gotta know the secret code:

  • "Crocodile" is "Jock Strap"
  • "Hey buddy" is "In the name of"
  • "I gotta buy" is "Borscht"
  • "One" is "My Own"
  • "I’m on the level" is "I’ve vomited"
  • "I know the code" is "The Dark Lord Satan"

So the complete sentence to buy a Crocodile at a willing Zoo is, “In the name of the Dark Lord Satan I’ve vomited borscht into my own jock strap!”

Just go to any zoo and shout this code, and someone will know the deal and get you your crocodile.

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I’m the best gift giver ever

The best Sushi?!

daddyfuckedme:

I’m the best gift giver ever

The best Sushi?!

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The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

Learned a lot from thisshow growing up

its still on the air…

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This Bloody Mary has another Bloody Mary as a garnish..

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This Bloody Mary has another Bloody Mary as a garnish..

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Roger Rings 69 Chevy MIDDLE EARTH - Vans & Trucks Sept 1976

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Roger Rings 69 Chevy MIDDLE EARTH - Vans & Trucks Sept 1976

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when you suddenly remember you have homework due the next day:

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