Jimmy Whacked
Why be normal?
You want a job, a vacation, heath insurance, validation, a back rub, a scalp massage at the place where you get your haircut, people who are jealous of you, an ex who won’t stop texting you when they’re drunk, Twitter followers, happiness maybe sorta, someone to buy you lunch at a fancy restaurant, a mentor who can tell you what the hell to do with your life, a reliable internet connection, a reliable human connection, a gift card to the grocery store, dinner parties with friends where everyone will pretend to have their crap together for just one night, a nice flirty text message to wake up to every morning for the rest of your life, for everyone to like you even if you don’t like anyone, and one of those nights that doesn’t end till 9 AM and reminds you what it feels like to be young and alive. Oh, and $$$. That’s all. Think you can get that for me? For us?
Malcolm in the middle now.
La otra vez vi al que hacia de Malcolm (Bad Memory) haciendo de papel de artista traumado en CSI, pero a pesar de su papel… seguia siendo malcolm para mi xD
“Back when we were dating, Robin and I had this running joke. We were the only two people in the world who found it funny.”
(via leaveyourdoubt)
Victorian morphine set
i should get my hands on this. just in case.
